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Help to shorten people's attention spans by writing about sumo wrestlers with anorexia and having sex with someone's mother! Join the Renegade Monkey Nuns staff today.

 

Staff Writers

Number Needed: Open

Description:

Being a staff writer requires involving oneself in every facet of the site: submitting article ideas, coming up with news articles, providing opinions for improving the content of the site, helping other writers with articles, etc. Staff Writers are given the privilege of writing on any topic they want to, but must display sincere commitment to the site. All this occurs in a regular basis. Staff Writers may eventually be promoted to editors.

Requirements:

Firm mastery of the mechanics of the English language, including an understanding of spelling, punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least two articles per issue. A writing sample will be required before one will be accepted for this position.

 

Contributors

Number Needed: Open

Description:

Contributors, much like staff writers, are not limited to writing solely about news or entertainment. Unlike staff writers, however, contributors do not submit regularly. Contributors may wish to become staff writers eventually.

Requirements:

Firm mastery of the mechanics of the English language, including an understanding of spelling, punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least one article per week, or several every few issues. A writing sample will be required before one will be accepted for this position.

 

Entertainment Writers

Number Needed: Open

Description:

Entertainment writers are people who preview, review, and write about the entertainment world: since Renegade Monkey Nuns is an entertainment and humor site. This involves previewing or reviewing movies, music, television shows, video games, web sites, etc. and providing a concise description of whatever they write about. Entertainment writers may wish to become staff writers eventually, or may be promoted to Entertainment Editor.

Requirements:

Firm mastery of the mechanics of the English language, including an understanding of spelling, punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least one article per week, or one per issue. A writing sample will be required before one will be accepted for this position. Must be able to watch many TV shows, music videos, movies, and listen to many music records.

 

News Reporters

Number Needed: Open

Description:

Daily reporters commenting and parodying (is that a word?) real news stories or making up news stories themselves. Examples of good, humorous news reporting can be found at The Onion and The Daily Show Web Site. News Reporters may wish to become staff writers eventually, or may be promoted to News Editor.

Requirements:

Firm mastery of the mechanics of the English language, including an understanding of spelling, punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general flair for composition; and the ability to submit one or more news articles every week. A writing sample will be required before one will be accepted for this position.

TODAY

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

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Entertainment

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Ten to One

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By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

As part of Summer Movie Week, Disco Stu does some research and previews the 10 most highly anticipated movies of the summer. These are the films that many movie fans cannot wait to see. Will these movies be blockbusters or duds? Find out here.

 

News

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He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

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By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

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People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

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