Help to shorten people's attention
spans by writing about sumo wrestlers with anorexia and having sex
with someone's mother! Join the Renegade Monkey Nuns staff today.
Staff Writers
Number Needed:
Open
Description:
Being a
staff writer requires involving oneself in every facet of the site:
submitting article ideas, coming up with news articles, providing
opinions for improving the content of the site, helping other
writers with articles, etc. Staff Writers are given the privilege of
writing on any topic they want to, but must display sincere
commitment to the site. All this occurs in a regular basis. Staff
Writers may eventually be promoted to editors.
Requirements:
Firm mastery of the mechanics of
the English language, including an understanding of spelling,
punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general
flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least two
articles per issue. A writing sample will be required before one
will be accepted for this position.
Contributors
Number Needed:
Open
Description:
Contributors,
much like staff writers, are not limited to writing solely about
news or entertainment. Unlike staff writers, however, contributors
do not submit regularly. Contributors may wish to become staff
writers eventually.
Requirements:
Firm mastery of the mechanics of
the English language, including an understanding of spelling,
punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general
flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least one
article per week, or several every few issues. A writing sample will
be required before one will be accepted for this position.
Entertainment Writers
Number Needed:
Open
Description:
Entertainment
writers are people who preview, review, and write about the
entertainment world: since Renegade Monkey Nuns is an
entertainment and humor site. This involves previewing or reviewing
movies, music, television shows, video games, web sites, etc. and
providing a concise description of whatever they write about.
Entertainment writers may wish to become staff writers eventually,
or may be promoted to Entertainment Editor.
Requirements: Firm mastery of the mechanics of
the English language, including an understanding of spelling,
punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general
flair for composition; and the ability to submit at least one
article per week, or one per issue. A writing sample will be
required before one will be accepted for this position. Must be able
to watch many TV shows, music videos, movies, and listen to many music
records.
News Reporters
Number Needed:
Open
Description:
Daily
reporters commenting and parodying (is that a word?) real news
stories or making up news stories themselves. Examples of good,
humorous news reporting can be found at The
Onion and The
Daily Show Web Site. News
Reporters may wish to become staff writers eventually, or may be
promoted to News Editor.
Requirements:
Firm mastery of the mechanics of
the English language, including an understanding of spelling,
punctuation, grammar, and complex sentence structure; a general
flair for composition; and the ability to submit one or more news
articles every week. A writing sample will be required before one
will be accepted for this position.
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