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Featured Editorials

Wesley Willis: American Hero

By Disco Stu : 08.03.01

Once in a short while, when everything seems wrong in the world, a person will emerge from the crowd to voice the feelings of a certain group.  Presley, Dylan, Lennon... they have nothing on the voice of a generation: Wesley Willis. 

 

10 New Name Suggestions for North Dakota

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

North Dakota wants to change their name to simply "Dakota."  Here are 10 better names.

 

Editorials

Monkeys With Typewriters

By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief


Is Anybody Reading This? Myths About Making Web Sites
Issue 6, Vol. II
Most people think that once they make a web site that everything will go perfectly: they think it'll be seen, liked, and read by thousands of people in the world. Boy, are they naive. 

 

Things We Can Do Without in the Next Year
Issue 5, Vol. II
Even though this year was pretty good in terms of, well, not sucking, there are several things that need to go before the next year gets underway. For starters, how about we get rid of pants? Or all clothing in general, for that matter?

 

New and Improved: It's Renegade Monkey Nuns
Issue 4, Vol. II
Whatever happened to Monitor Weekly? How the heck did you get that name for the site? How is it it different? Hey, is that a spider behind you? All your questions are answered here.

 

Penguins On Buses

By Sideshow Rob - Senior Editor


Almost Better Than Sex
Issue 6, Vol. II
For a person who has lived in New York City all his life, you'd be surprised at how little Sideshow Rob has actually seen in this town.  The sight... the sounds...  the New York odyssey... and there's some sort of moral or something.

 

TODAY

Natalie Portman

Chick of the Day

»04.22.02

Natalie Portman

I'd chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways, Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

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News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

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