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Things We Can Do Without in the Next Year
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 5, Vol. II


 

Disco Stu - Editor in ChiefA lot of good stuff went on this year: the Subway Series, Britney Spears and Kim Smith, all the cool Beatles stuff, and Survivor, among others. But, since the new year is approaching, I think it would only be appropriate to make a list of the many things that must go. Out with the crappy and in with the not-crappy...or something. Anyway, some of the things listed have been around for a a long time, while others appeared this year. Still, all must go. On with the list...

 

1. Bette Midler and her TV "show" Bette
2. The SOURCE Hip-Hop Awards
3. William Shatner Priceline.com commercials
4. pennies
5. Kathie Lee Gifford
6. Big Brother
7. another John Travolta movie with the words "Battlefield" and "Earth" in the title
8. pants
9. clothing for pets
10. Jonathan Lipnicki (the annoying kid from Jerry Maguire)
11. seltzer water
12. people obsessed with their looks (wink, wink)
13. shiny things...wait, keep those.
14. Lil' Bow Wow and Aaron Carter
15. scooters

 

Now make your own list and rip it up. You'll be surprised at how much garbage you can make.

 

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