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Terms of Use

Here's some legal crap you people have to follow if you want to browse Renegade Monkey Nuns. Read ahead if you want to bore yourself or whatever. Scroll down if you don't understand what all the big words mean.

The following are terms of a legal agreement between you and Renegade Monkey Nuns. By accessing, browsing and/or using anything on this site and the server it is hosted on, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by the terms below and comply with all applicable laws and regulations. If you do not agree with the terms below, do not use the site.

Copyrights
© Copyright 2000 Renegade Monkey Nuns
Copying or reproducing copyrighted only material from this site is strictly prohibited. Renegade Monkey Nuns does NOT grant any license, contract, or permission to use HTML content or graphics from this website without proper written and signed authorization from the webmaster. This statement is made clear and in full on every page within the site by providing a link to this page. Renegade Monkey Nuns reserves the right to take legal action against those who copy and/or reproduce any and all copyrighted only material presented and represented on this site. This includes all previous offline versions, pages, or documentations of this site.

Copyright laws, inclusions, subjects, and details are listed under the United States Copyright Act of 1976 title 17.

Renegade Monkey Nuns does not claim ownership or copyrights to material it does not expressly own or has obtained from other sites and/or media.

Disclaimer
The content available from this site may not be suitable for young children. Renegade Monkey Nuns is not responsible for any consequential behavior or actions due to children reading, interacting, or using the material available at this site. Parents should deem what is appropriate for their children to read.

Information found in this site is provided "as is" without any warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied. In no event shall Renegade Monkey Nuns be liable to any party for any direct, indirect, special or other consequential damages for any use of this website, or any other hyper linked website.

Anything posted, placed, uploaded, and/or e-mailed to the anyone contributing to Renegade Monkey Nuns becomes the property of Renegade Monkey Nuns at its maximum legal extent. Additionally, any ideas, concepts, techniques, that you disclose on this site can be used in any way the site wishes.

By using this site, you agree to respect the hard work and dedication that has gone into the development of the site. Therefore, you agree to use any HTML, layout specific graphics, or design elements without the express permission written and signed consent from the administrator of the server and the director of Renegade Monkey Nuns. Doing so without permission indicates you give Renegade Monkey Nuns rights to judge the availability of the content in question regardless of its location.

United States Code Title 17, Section 107 entitled "Fair Use" states, "The fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phono records by any means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright."

Renegade Monkey Nuns reserves the right to change the above terms and conditions without notice.

If you didn't understand all that:
1. Everything is copyrighted
This means that you can't copy anything on the site without permission from me.

2. Stuff that isn't copyrighted, well, isn't.
Anything that isn't copyrighted means you can copy it...though there isn't much of that going on.

3. Look after your kids.
If you don't want little kids looking at this site, then limit their time. Don't blame me.

4. The site is what it is.
If you don't like the site and want it changed, well screw you. The site has no warranty. Plus, it's MY site.

5. Don't send us crap if you don't want it copied.
Renegade Monkey Nuns can do whatever the hell it wants with stuff you send us.

6. All the articles are opinions.
If you don't want the site's opinions, then ignore it.

Legal E-mail's should be sent to MetalGrRX@Hotmail.com

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Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

Featured Articles

Ten to One

Other Movies to See This Summer

By Disco Stu : 04.26.02

Though these movies don't quite make out most anticipated movies list, they still warrant some attention. Check these out, because some of these movies could be sleeper hits.

 

Entertainment

Best. Movie. Ever.

By Disco Stu : 04.26.02

Here's an article complimenting our worst movie list. These are our favorite movies of all time.

 

Ten to One

The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of the Summer

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

As part of Summer Movie Week, Disco Stu does some research and previews the 10 most highly anticipated movies of the summer. These are the films that many movie fans cannot wait to see. Will these movies be blockbusters or duds? Find out here.

 

News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

A Second Look

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By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

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