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ENTERTAINMENT


Best. Movie. Ever.

By Disco Stu : 04.26.02

Here's an article complimenting our worst movie list. These are our favorite movies of all time.

 

Recent Articles

The Best DVDs Ever

By Disco Stu : 04.24.02

DVDs offer almost everything normal VHS tapes can't: superior picture and sound quality, fun extra features, and options to view deleted scenes. Disco Stu does some research and lists the 5 DVDs that are head and shoulders above the rest.

 

Rough Cuts of Our Favorite Films

By Randal Graves : 04.23.02

They're the scenes that make a movie memorable. They're the scenes we remember years from now. They're the scenes we occasionally beat off to. Uh, scratch that. Anyway, these famous scenes that stick out in our minds weren't always written the way that eventually made it to the screen. Renegade Monkey Nuns has uncovered the original scripts.

 

Worst. Movie. Ever.

By Renegade Monkey Nuns Staff : 04.22.02

Our staff has seen a lot of great movies and a lot of bad movies in our time. Find out which movies are at the top (or the bottom?) of our lists.

 

Oscar Time!

By Norm : 03.20.02

It's middle March and that means it's time to break out the red carpet, the champagne and the weed...oops, forget that last one...for the annual Academy Awards. Let's go through the nominees in the top 6 categories and figure out who will be taking home those funny looking statues.

 

Fun With CDNow's "Album Advisor"

By Disco Stu : 03.09.02

Ever wonder what people buy along with Marilyn Manson or Slip Knot albums?  Well, with CDNow's "Album Advisor," you can find out the strange things they get.  The results are quite interesting.

 

Our Favorite Electronic Noise

By Renegade Monkey Nuns Staff : 12.14.01

You ever notice that people buy CDs of bands who have one catchy song and then find out that the record is full of crap? (I'm looking at you, Baha Men) Anyways, we here at Renegade Monkey Nuns have a wide range of music tastes and think that most of these band's songs are not crappy.  That's a good thing.  I find it odd though, that I (Disco Stu) am the only person who doesn't have Green Day and blink-182 on their list...  And why does no one have classic disco music on their lists? Why??

 

Bill and Al's Excellent Adventure

By Disco Stu : 08.13.01

With former President Clinton inking a record breaking book deal for his memoirs, it's only a matter of time before it's made into a movie.  Here are some scenes you should see in the Clinton biopic. 

 

Guess The Ab

By Disco Stu : 08.01.01

Here's something interactive.  Bared mid-riffs have been trendy for the past few years thanks to celebrities like Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera. Can you guess which stomach is which?

 

What Ever Happened to the Saved By the Bell Cast?

By Disco Stu : 07.25.01

This teen, uh, comedy has been in reruns since it last aired original episodes, but all of us must admit we've seen all the episodes.  So, what did happen to Zack, Screech, Kelly, and the gang? Well... you'll be depressed and/or amused by what has happened since they graduated.

 

Future Survivor Ideas
By Disco Stu : Issue 6, Vol. II
Yes, we all love "Survivor," but pretty soon they'll be running out of remote places to put contestants in.  Somehow "Survivor: The Back Alley of a 7-11" doesn't sound right.  So, to help producer Mark Burnett, Disco Stu suggests a few ideas that may intrigue the viewers...

 

People of the Year
By Disco Stu : Issue 5, Vol. II
Now that the year 2000 is winding down, it's time for Renegade Monkey Nuns to look at the people of the year. Some of these people aren't exactly the biggest newsmakers (go to the Ten to One section for that article), but they appear in this article purely--almost--for their talents and artistic merits.

 

TV Shows That Must End
By Disco Stu : Issue 4, Vol. II
Sometimes some shows just overstay their welcome. They were strong, solid programs for a while, but for the past few seasons it's been clear that the show is in its decline. Other times, however, shows just suck. In either case, we take a look at which shows need to say goodbye before next season.

 

Small Screens for Big Movies
By Disco Stu : Issue 3, Vol. I
I saw The Perfect Storm recently. Great movie, horrible theater.

 

SNL's Mediocre Season
By Disco Stu : Issue 3, Vol. I
It's a classic show, but this season has seen some (not-so) highs and lows. Unfortunately, the other networks don't offer anything better.

 

Beck's Lyrics
By Disco Stu : Issue 3, Vol. I
Some music industry pundits have called him the next Bob Dylan. However, Beck fuses his music with hip-hop, blues, country, classic rock and...weird as hell lyrics. He'll probably be a legend in 25 years, but some of his lyrics don't make any sense. Let's try analyzing them, shall we?

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A Second Look

How To

Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

TODAY

Natalie Portman

Chick of the Day

»04.22.02

Natalie Portman

I'd chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways, Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

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News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

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