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Beck's Lyrics
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 3, Vol. I


 

Beck: Cool guy, but his lyrics don't make sense.What's in a name?
Ah, Beck...that critically acclaimed musician has been compared to legendary song writer Bob Dylan. However, Beck Hansen fuses his music together with the sounds of hip-hop, blues, classic rock, country and much more. The result is a funky blend of music-istical goodness. But if one takes a deeper look into his music, one will find that some of his lyrics don't make any sense. It's true. Let's take a look at what goes on in his music, shall we?

 

Let's start with the titles of some of his songs. The title's of Beck's songs are as varied as music itself. Some are deceptively simple ("Beer Can," "Cupcake," "Steve Threw Up," "Twig") while others demand deeper thought ("Blackfire Choked Our Death," "She is All (Gimme Something to Eat)," "Electric Music and The Summer People"). Some of the titles seem melancholy and sad ("Sucker Without a Brain," "Soul Sucked Dry," "Nobody's Fault but My Own"), while others are just plain profane ("Jack-ass," "Asshole," "I Feel Like a Piece of Shit"). Beck's song's also deal with sex and drugs ("Fume," "Sexx Laws," "People Gettin' Busy," "MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack"). A person can easily see, however, that most of his song title are just plain odd ("Satan Gave Me a Taco," "Aphid Manure Heist," Nicotine and Gravy").

 

But who cares about the titles, right? What we really want to know is why his lyrics don't make sense. You, say, however, that his lyrics aren't that weird. Oh, really? I'll take a look at three of his songs and you can judge for yourself whether they're bizarre or not.

 

Loser
I'll start off with Beck's first bonafide hit, "Loser." The song starts off with a toe-tapping guitar riff and segues into a monotone Beck singing, "In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey/Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie/With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint vegetables/Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose."

 

Uh, yeah.

 

The song goes on like this with the catchy chorus coming in the middle and at the end of the song: "Soy un perdedor/I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?" But let's check the other lyrics, just to make sure if there is any theme to the song at all. After the first chorus ends, the song continues with Beck singing, "Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare/Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber/'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag/One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag." After a few more lines, Beck goes through the chorus again and eventually ends the song. If you look at the previous lyric, there doesn't seem to be any relation at all. There seems to be one obvious theme though: they're both nonsensical.

 

Where It's At
Yet another one of Beck's hits, "Where It's At" was released in 1996 as a single off his album, Odelay!. While making this particular song, a few of the producers of the album decided to mess around and use an 1970s recording of a sex education tape called "Where It's At." In fact, you can actually hear a person from that recording saying "What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC's?" Along with another recording of a someone saying "I got two turn tables and a microphone," the two recordings provided Beck with most of the chorus for this song.

 

And here's another factoid about "Where It's At": it only took Beck 10 minutes to write the lyrics for this song. And it certainly shows. Check out the first stanza after the first chorus: "Pick yourself up off the side of the road/With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones/Members only hypnotizers/Move through the room like ambulance drivers/Shine your shoes with you microphone blues/Hirsutes with your parachute fruits/Passing the dutchie from coast to coast/Like my man Gary Wilson rocks the most."

 

Well, at least it's a good song.

 

The Little Drum Machine Boy
This song is just plain odd. The beginning of the song is distorted and has a repeating background theme with someone chanting "Barukh Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha-Olam." As you can see, the song has a Jewish theme to it. After rapping his way though the song and mentioning things like "hannukah science," "hannukah pimp," and "bar mitzvah," the background chants "His eminence is gay." Where the hell did that come from? The song ends with Beck saying "Hannukah Pimp" about 20 times.

 

Okay. I gotcha.


Disco Stu - Editor in Chief

In the time of chimpanzees, Disco Stu was a monkey.

 

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