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March:
Entertainment
The
Best DVDs Ever
By
Disco
Stu : 04.24.02
DVDs
offer almost everything normal VHS tapes can't:
superior picture and sound quality, fun extra
features, and options to view deleted scenes. Disco
Stu does some research and lists the 5 DVDs that are
head and shoulders above the rest.
Ten
to One
The
10 Most Anticipated Movies of the Summer
By
Disco
Stu : 04.22.02
As
part of Summer Movie Week, Disco Stu does some
research and previews the 10 most highly anticipated
movies of the summer. These are the films that many
movie fans cannot wait to see. Will these movies be
blockbusters or duds? Find out here.
Entertainment
Rough
Cuts of Our Favorite Films
By
Randal
Graves : 04.23.02
They're
the scenes that make a movie memorable. They're the
scenes we remember years from now. They're the scenes
we occasionally beat off to. Uh, scratch that. Anyway,
these famous scenes that stick out in our minds
weren't always written the way that eventually made it
to the screen. Renegade Monkey Nuns has uncovered the
original scripts.
Entertainment
Worst.
Movie. Ever.
By
Renegade
Monkey Nuns Staff : 04.22.02
Our
staff has seen a lot of great movies and a lot of bad
movies in our time. Find out which movies are at the
top (or the bottom?) of our lists.
Sports
Dennis
Miller Previews the 2002 MLB Season
By
Disco Stu
: 03.25.02
The
master of archaic commentary rants about contraction, Barry Bonds, and
everything else coming up in the 2002 Major League Baseball season--all in the
Milleresque style.
Entertainment
W.B.
Yeats or Led Zeppelin?
By
Disco Stu
: 03.25.02
"Stairway
to Heaven" or "The Wild Swans at Coole"? Robert Plant or W.B.
Yeats? Try to guess the difference with these samples.
Oscar
Time!
By
Norm
: 03.20.02
It's
middle March and that means it's time to break out the
red carpet, the champagne and the weed...oops, forget
that last one...for the annual Academy Awards. Let's
go through the nominees in the top 6 categories and
figure out who will be taking home those funny looking
statues.
Osama
Loves Creed
By
Disco
Stu : 03.18.02
Recently,
the Bush Administration has asserted
that Osama bin Laden is no longer a viable threat
to the United States. The Defense Department has
been wary of releasing the reason why they
believe this to be true; but fortunately for you,
Renegade Monkey Nuns has procured a new video of Osama
bin Laden speaking with his associates that seems to
corroborate the administration's claim.
Bottleman
By
Randal
Graves : 03.18.02
Everyone
has a Bottleman in their lives. It's just a
matter of time when you come across him. Here,
Randal is at his Fitzgeraldian best. It almost
makes you want to cry, or something.
Grand
Theft Equipment
By
Norm
: 03.15.02
Ruben
Rivera was recently released by the New York Yankees
for stealing Derek Jeter's bat and glove from his
locker. It turns out, Rivera pilfered items from
other Yankees. Norm's on the scene...
How
to Get Fired From Your Job
By
Randal
Graves
: 03.12.02
Sometimes,
you just HATE your job. But, simply quitting
your job isn't any fun! Instead, have a ball and
get fired on purpose.
How
to Make Your Own Spanish Television Show
By
Disco
Stu : 03.07.02
No,
I don't speak Spanish. But, Spanish television seems strangely mesmerizing
with its coterie of interesting characters. Find out how to make your own.
Olympics
Fever! 10 Reasons Why the Olympics Were Great
By
Disco
Stu : 03.07.02
Much
like Oates, Costello, Hardy, and Garfunkle, the Winter
Olympics plays second fiddle to its far more popular
counterpart, The Summer Olympics. This year,
however, the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympic Games were
quite interesting and enjoyable. And yes, Sasha
Cohen is on this list.
Fun
With CDNow's "Album Advisor"
By
Disco
Stu : 03.07.02
Ever
wonder what people buy along with Marilyn Manson or
Slip Knot albums? Well, with CDNow's "Album
Advisor," you can find out the strange
things they get. The results are quite
interesting.
December:
Our
Favorite Electronic Noise
By
Renegade
Monkey Nuns Staff :
12.14.01
You
ever notice that people buy CDs of bands who have one
catchy song and then find out that the record is full
of crap? (I'm looking at you, Baha Men) Anyways, we
here at Renegade Monkey Nuns have a wide range of
music tastes and think that most of these band's songs
are not crappy. That's a good thing. I
find it odd though, that I (Disco
Stu) am the only person who doesn't have Green Day
and blink-182 on their list... And why does no
one have classic disco music on their lists? Why??
How
to Write the Perfect College Essay
By
Disco
Stu
: 12.07.01
In
order to make the college applying process just a
little bit more entertaining and helpful, I've cooked
up a little guide on how to write the perfect college
essay. It's true that the college essay can sway
admissions officers' opinions, so make sure to follow
precisely what is laid out in the article.
August:
Entertainment
Bill
and Al's Excellent Adventure
By
Disco Stu
: 08.13.01
With
former President Clinton inking a record breaking book
deal for his memoirs, it's only a matter of time
before it's made into a movie. Here are some
scenes you should see in the Clinton biopic.
Editorials
Wesley
Willis: American Hero
By
Disco Stu
: 08.03.01
Once
in a short while, when everything seems wrong in the
world, a person will emerge from the crowd to voice
the feelings of a certain group. Presley, Dylan,
Lennon... they have nothing on the voice of a
generation: Wesley Willis.
Entertainment
Guess
The Ab
By
Disco
Stu : 08.01.01
Here's
something interactive. Bared mid-riffs have been
trendy for the past few years thanks to celebrities
like Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, and Christina
Aguilera. Can you guess which stomach is which?
Sports
Where
Will They End Up?
By
Disco Stu
: 08.01.01
Where
will the baseball stars of today end up after they
retire? Chances are, they'll still be involved in the
sport. Here are some predictions for future
pitching coaches, managers, and broadcasters.
July:
How
To
Survive
a Chat Room
By
Disco Stu
: 07.31.01
People
who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if
you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms
(if the government made it mandatory or something),
you need to recognize the people who usually go into
those things.
Ten
to One
Best Weekend Update Anchors
By
Disco Stu
: 07.31.01
Here's
another installment of SNL articles. This time Disco Stu rates the best
Weekend Update anchors. You definitely won't see the WU team of Charles Rocket
and Gail Matthius on this list.
Ten
to One
Ten
Best SNL Cast Members
By
Disco Stu
: 07.26.01
When
it debuted in 1975, no one had seen a show quite like Saturday
Night Live. Sure, it was a sketch comedy
show, but it was edgy, young, and full of clever cast
members. Saying that a few stars got their start
on SNL would be an understatement. Here are the
ten best based on a few criteria. PLUS: the best
Weekend Update anchors and the best impressionists!
Entertainment
What
Ever Happened to the Saved By the Bell Cast?
By
Disco Stu
: 07.25.01
This
teen, uh, comedy has been in reruns since it last aired original episodes, but
all of us must admit we've seen all the episodes. So, what did
happen to Zack, Screech, Kelly, and the gang? Well... you'll be depressed and/or
amused by what has happened since they graduated.
Off
the Cuff
Mr.
T Speaks!
By
Disco Stu
: 07.23.01
The
Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from
the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap
star. With sound clips!
Sports
50
Things I Love About Baseball
By
Disco Stu
: 07.23.01
Baseball
has long been America's game. Here's a list of 50 things that make the
sport great.
Editorial
10
New Name Suggestions for North Dakota
By
Disco
Stu : 07.23.01
North
Dakota wants to change their name to simply
"Dakota." Here are 10 better names.
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