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Mr. T: "I'll courtmartial you, sucka!"

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OFF the CUFF


Bottleman

By Randal Graves : 03.18.02

Everyone has a Bottleman in their lives.  It's just a matter of time when you come across him.  Here, Randal is at his Fitzgeraldian best.  It almost makes you want to cry, or something. 

 

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips! 

 

Recent Articles

John Rocker
By Disco Stu : Issue 6, Vol. 2
Johnny Racist finally makes a return to Renegade Monkey Nuns.  With the baseball season well underway it's only appropriate.  Finally, we find out who the "true" Rocker really is.  Did you know he likes gardening and that he helps out underprivileged racist rednecks on the weekends?

 

The Millennium
By Disco Stu : Issue 5, Vol. II
The New Millennium begins when the clock strikes 12:00 on December 31st. Find out what he plans to do for the next thousand years.

 

A Lamp
By Disco Stu : Issue 4, Vol. II
This lamp has been blamed for a small electrical fire in someone's apartment. Disco Stu tries to get to the bottom of things by interviewing this lamp. That's right, a lamp.

 

Poland
By Disco Stu : Issue 2, Vol. I
The nation of Poland has been through a loot over the course of it's history: border changes, invasions by Hitler, etc. But, does it have anything intelligent to say, now that people are listening?

 

Scooby Doo
By Disco Stu : Issue 1, Vol. I
We all loved him in the cartoons. But after remaining silent for over 20 years, he finally talks about life with Shaggy, Fred, and the rest of the gang. And frankly, it ain't pretty.

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A Second Look

How To

Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

TODAY

Natalie Portman

Chick of the Day

»04.22.02

Natalie Portman

I'd chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways, Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

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News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

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