Everyone
has a Bottleman in their lives. It's just a matter of time when you come
across him. Here, Randal is at his Fitzgeraldian best. It almost
makes you want to cry, or something.
The
Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from
the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap
star. With sound clips!
John
Rocker By Disco
Stu : Issue 6, Vol. 2
Johnny Racist finally makes a
return to Renegade Monkey Nuns. With the baseball season well underway it's only appropriate. Finally, we find out who the
"true" Rocker really is. Did you know he likes
gardening and that he helps out underprivileged racist rednecks on
the weekends?
The Millennium By Disco
Stu : Issue
5, Vol. II
The New
Millennium begins when the clock strikes 12:00 on
December 31st. Find out what he plans to do for
the next thousand years.
A Lamp By Disco
Stu:Issue 4, Vol. II
This lamp has
been blamed for a small electrical fire in
someone's apartment. Disco Stu tries to get to
the bottom of things by interviewing this lamp.
That's right, a lamp.
Poland By Disco
Stu:
Issue 2, Vol. I
The nation of
Poland has been through a loot over the course of
it's history: border changes, invasions by Hitler,
etc. But, does it have anything intelligent to
say, now that people are listening?
Scooby Doo By Disco
Stu
: Issue 1, Vol. I
We all loved him in the cartoons. But after
remaining silent for over 20 years, he finally
talks about life with Shaggy, Fred, and the rest
of the gang. And frankly, it ain't pretty.
People
who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if
you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms
(if the government made it mandatory or something),
you need to recognize the people who usually go into
those things.
The
Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from
the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap
star. With sound clips!
I'd
chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways,
Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young
actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The
Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest
movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the
Clones.
God,
I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer
patients.
»04.22.02
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Summer Movie Week
In
order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season,
Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie
articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the
daily updates!
»03.15.02
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Staff Page Completed
The
Staff
Page has been completed by all writers. Check it out.
»03.15.02
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New Archived Posts Link
An
Archived
Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at
past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make
one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).
»03.07.02
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Job Openings
There's
still room for more writers! Go to the jobs
section for more info.