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Poland
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 2, Vol. I

The nation of Poland has been through a lot this century. Border changes, an invasion by Hitler, and political upheavals are just a few things that Poland has had to endure. Plus, add to the fact that there have been millions of Polish jokes directed at Polish people, then you've got a bit of a problem. Fortunately, Poland agreed to sit down with me, Disco Stu, to set the record straight about the stereotypes attributed to its people. Read below to see how the interview turned out.

Renegade Monkey Nuns: Hi. How are you?
Poland: Yes.

RMN: Um...Uh, I just want to speak with you shortly in order to disspell any stereotypes about you and Polish people in general.
P: Ok.

RMN: Alright. What do you feel about the Polish jokes that everyone seems to enjoy?
P: Ah, the jokes. Did you hear this one?

RMN: Which one?
P: What?

RMN: Which joke?
P: Oh, you have a joke?

RMN: Uh, let's just move on.
P: If you say so.

RMN: Speaking of the jokes, do want them to stop?
P: Yeah, I guess so. I mean, it's all like a bowling ball. When the guy rolls it down the alley, it just starts spinning and spinning and it doesn't stop and then it hits the pins and the pins are like Polish people. You know, they're the same because bowling pins have painted necks too. Right...um, what were we talking about?

RMN: I think I'll just end this interview. Thanks for nothing, Poland.
P: You're welcome.

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