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Grand Theft Equipment

By Norm : 03.15.02

Ruben Rivera was recently released by the New York Yankees for stealing Derek Jeter's bat and glove from his locker.  It turns out, Rivera pilfered items from other Yankees.  Norm's on the scene... 

 

Recent Articles

Where Will They End Up?

By Disco Stu : 08.01.01

Where will the baseball stars of today end up after they retire? Chances are, they'll still be involved in the sport.  Here are some predictions for future pitching coaches, managers, and broadcasters.

 

50 Things I Love About Baseball

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

Baseball has long been America's game.  Here's a list of 50 things that make the sport great. 

 

X Marks the Sport
By Sideshow Rob : Issue 6, Vol. II
It's football, it's extreme, it's exactly what the makers promised... so why does it suck?

 

Balls Galore! Sports in 2000
By Sideshow Rob : Issue 5, Vol. II
Believe it or not, lots of stuff happened in the sports world this year other than Tiger Woods. Senior Editor Sideshow Rob calculates the odds of leading a team to the Super Bowl, the number of planets A-Rod received after signing his contract, and how many people actually get Dennis Miller's ramblings in Monday Night Football.

 

AskOJ.com
By Disco Stu : Issue 4, Vol. II
Kevin Costner. OJ Simpson. Madonna. Will the person who hasn't committed murder please step forward? Not so fast, OJ.

 

Mid-Season Awards
By Disco Stu : Issue 3, Vol. I
You see all the best players win awards at the end of the year, and basically it's the same group of people. MW's newest writer, Sideshow Rob, honors those at mid-season with the most interesting statistics.

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A Second Look

How To

Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

TODAY

Natalie Portman

Chick of the Day

»04.22.02

Natalie Portman

I'd chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways, Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

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News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

Site News

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+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

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»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


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