Recently,
the Bush Administration has asserted
that Osama bin Laden is no longer a viable threat to the United States.
The Defense Department has been wary of releasing the reason why they believe
this to be true; but fortunately for you, Renegade Monkey Nuns has procured a
new video of Osama bin Laden speaking with his associates that seems to
corroborate the administration's claim.
Marilyn
Manson as Willy Wonka By Disco
Stu : Issue 6, Vol. II
Apparently,
Marilyn Manson (you know, the over-the-top shock rocker who gives
the devil nightmares) wants to play Willy Wonka in the remake of the
classic children's film. In a related story, Rob Zombie and
Ozzy Osbourne have decided to join the UniverSOUL Circus.
Our New President By Disco
Stu : Issue 5, Vol. II
Strange things have gone on in the
past few months: stocks have been skidding, the
weather has acted weird, the XFL is getting ready
to launch... But, nothing was as screwed up as
the Florida recount business. After all was said
done, George Walker Bush was named our new
president. Boy, are we screwed.
Eminem and Tiger
Woods By Disco
Stu : Issue 4, Vol.
II
Tiger Woods has taken the sport of
golf to new levels with his near perfect play.
Eminem has achieved huge success by bringing both
white and black listeners to his music and being
a *bit* controversial. Hmm...the best golfer is
black and the best rapper is white? Well, that's
all the proof I need that the world is ending.
The X-Men Movie By Disco
Stu : Issue 3, Vol. I
What? A comic book movie that looks
good and might turn out to be a decent
movie?
MarryTom.com By Disco
Stu : Issue 1, Vol. I
Tom Arnold wants to get married soon and he's
doing it through the internet. Seems like another
attempt by the loser to get his life straightened
out, right? Well, it seems to be working. Yup...it's
another Sign of the Apocalypse
People
who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if
you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms
(if the government made it mandatory or something),
you need to recognize the people who usually go into
those things.
The
Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from
the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap
star. With sound clips!
I'd
chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways,
Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young
actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The
Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest
movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the
Clones.
God,
I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer
patients.
»04.22.02
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Summer Movie Week
In
order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season,
Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie
articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the
daily updates!
»03.15.02
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Staff Page Completed
The
Staff
Page has been completed by all writers. Check it out.
»03.15.02
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New Archived Posts Link
An
Archived
Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at
past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make
one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).
»03.07.02
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Job Openings
There's
still room for more writers! Go to the jobs
section for more info.
