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How to Get Fired From Your Job

By Randal Graves : 03.12.02

Sometimes, you just HATE your job.  But, simply quitting your job isn't any fun!  Instead, have a ball and get fired on purpose.

 

How to Make Your Own Spanish Television Show

By Disco Stu : 03.09.02

No, I don't speak Spanish.  But, Spanish television seems strangely mesmerizing with its coterie of interesting characters.  Find out how to make your own.

 

Recent Articles

How to Write the Perfect College Essay

By Disco Stu : 12.07.01

In order to make the college applying process just a little bit more entertaining and helpful, I've cooked up a little guide on how to write the perfect college essay.  It's true that the college essay can sway admissions officers' opinions, so make sure to follow precisely what is laid out in the article.

 

Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.30.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Rap Superstar Part 2: Imitate Your Favorite Rappers
By Disco Stu : Issue 6, Vol. 2

In a previous article, Disco Stu outlined how to become a rap star in three easy steps.  In this installment, he tells you how to rap in the style of your favorite emcee. Watch out Jay Z, DMX, Eminem, and Puff Daddy, because here come Professor Coldy G!

 

Santa Claus
By Disco Stu : Issue 5, Vol. II
Lots of people this Christmas season will choose to give back to others by dressing up in a red suit and pretending they're Santa Claus. Disco Stu shows you how to take it one step further by actually living the life of da Claus. Everything from getting elves and delivering toys is covered step by step.

 

Rap Superstar
By Disco Stu : Issue 4, Vol. II
Most non-black people agree that rap sucks. It sucks bad. Sure, a handful can be considered tolerable, but for the most part, "rap music" lives up to the term oxymoron. One reason is the lack of originality. You can easily become a rap star by following these simple guidelines.

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Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

TODAY

Natalie Portman

Chick of the Day

»04.22.02

Natalie Portman

I'd chalk this choice of "CotD" to good timing. Anyways, Natalie has always been regarded as one of the best young actresses in showbiz ever since her onscreen debut in The Professional. On May 16, she'll be starring in the biggest movie this summer: Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones.

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News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


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