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A Lamp
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 4, Vol. II

This particular lamp has been in a bit of trouble lately. The Lamp has recently been blamed for causing a fire at someone's apartment. The Lamp's legal counsel was obligated to answer all it's question for it, but now the Lamp is the one who's talking. It finally agreed to an exclusive interview with Renegade Monkey Nuns. Hopefully, after a few questions are answered, the Lamp can clear its name.

Renegade Monkey Nuns: I want to start off by talking about your past. You started out as an IKEA product, but you were eventually moved to a nearby Sears. That move must've been difficult, eh?
A Lamp: "..."

RMN: Well, I understand that it must be a sensitive subject, but there's no need to be silent, Lamp.
L: "..."

RMN: I see you won't be discussing your past. Then, let's talk about your present then, ok?
L: "..."

RMN: I'll take that as a "Yes." After being bought, you were moved to a studio apartment where a fire broke out soon after you were installed. A lot of people believe your faulty wiring caused the fire. Did you or did you not cause the fire?
L: "..."

RMN: Lamp, please! Your silence will only help to incriminate you!
L: "..."

RMN: No, Lamp, no!
L: "..."

RMN: Please, don't take out your anger on me!
L: "..."

RMN: This is terrible. I'm ending this interview right now.
L: "..."

RMN: And the same to you, too!
L: "..."

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