Renegade Monkey Nuns - Prime Time Skater?

Deion has also joined the Little Boys Football League Deion Sanders has played in both a Super Bowl and a World Series, winning a Super Bowl Championship. Now he says that he wants to win a title on the rink next.

"I want to rule the skating world," says an excited Sanders.

That's right, Sanders said that after he finishes the baseball season, he will compete in figure skating competitions. "My goal is to make it to the US Skating Championships which are in February. I think I've got a good chance. I've got a good chance in any sport. I'm Prime Time! I've even been carrying around a pair of skates for the last month."

Sanders has been known to want to show off his talents to many people, but has this gone too far? "I don't think so," says Sanders. "I want to be the best at everything and skating is next on my list."

When asked what his music would be when he's skating, Sanders replied, "I would want Juvenile's 'Back That Thing Up.' All I know is that when I hear that I think of a woman's behind and that makes me want to do a triple axel."

Sanders also said that he is dead serious about this. "I've made interceptions, I've stolen bases, I've made music videos. Now I want to get a big bouquet of flowers after pulling a double lutz."

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