Renegade Monkey Nuns - E-Mail Promises 3 to 4 Inch Penis Enlargement

DAYTON, OH--Late last Friday, Dayton resident Larry Zimmerman logged on to the internet via America Online and, upon opening his e-mail, was promised instant genital growth.

"It was pretty surprising," Zimmerman noted. Zimmerman, a 34 year-old real estate agent in Dayton, added: "Usually, when I get spam, I don't open it. But, this promise was just to good to be true."

The e-mail expressed guaranteed growth within two weeks or money back. According to the e-mail, Zimmerman would be able to "please any woman" if he took the special rubbing ointment.

Zimmerman received this e-mail late on Friday.

The e-mail, appropriately titled "Enlarge your penis size by 3 to 4 inches!!!" caught the normally conservative Zimmerman by surprise. "It seemed to good to be true," he said. Nevertheless, the e-mail assured him the ointment's legitimacy and added that "Yes! Size does matter!"

Zimmerman was convinced and has since ordered a box of the ointment, which cost him about $75.99. "I think it's a great bargain. I mean, for less then 80 bucks I can enlarge my penis by almost 4 inches? You have to be a sucker to pass this one up," said Zimmerman.

He later added, "But, it's not like I need it."

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