Local
Man Hires Hot Secretary
By Disco
Stu - Editor in Chief : 08.01.01
DAYTON,
OH--Last week, Leon Johnson, district manager for
Payne Insurance Services, hired a new hot administrative
assistant, Debbie Brown. Brown replaced
Johnson's previous assistant and retiring laborer,
Joan Stuart.
Brown,
a sophomore in college, first heard about the job from
a classified ad published in the Dayton Sentinel.
"Like, I was reading this thing on stocks, and
stuff, and I glanced over sorta, and like totally saw
the ad. I was looking for a job, so I thought I
would, like, call them and junk."
Brown
scheduled an interview with Johnson and the district
manager was immediately impressed with her references.
"She
hasn't really held down a real job in an office
environment, but she's baby sat for lots of people and
there haven't been any problems. I think she did
some charity work or something, I'm not sure. I didn't
really read it," says Johnson.
Johnson
added, "Plus, did you see the tits on her?
Wow."
Brownis
already causing a buzz around the office. Not
only did she help integrate a new messaging system
involving Post-It notes and colored markers, she has
also gotten on her co-workers' good side. Her
co-workers even refer to her affectionately as
"That Hot Chick," a nickname Brown has grown
to appreciate.
Charles
Wooden, an insurance associate, noted, "Yeah
what's-her-face has done a great job. Damn, did
you check out her ass? It's perfect! I
don't think light can escape that thing. Whew!"
Pay-roll
manager Nick Lawrence added, "She's very
organized. Her name's Janice, isn't it? Have you
seen those legs? Mm-mmm, that's good stuff right
there. If I weren't married... oh man, watch
out!"
Even
gay customer service representative Allan Shayes
agrees with all his male heterosexual
co-workers. "I like her a lot. Whatever her
name is. If I wasn't gay, I'd ride her like a
bicycle. All night long."
Brown
plans to pay for her college tuition with her salary
in order to "make myself smarter and junk."
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