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SLUT Convention Takes Place
By Norm - News Reporter : 08.01.01

LAS VEGAS, NV--In Las Vegas this past weekend, the annual Sexy Ladies Undermining Temperance (SLUT) Convention took place. From across America, over 5,000 prostitutes attended a group of seminars and lectures, which were meant to enhance their skills. Among one of these was a lecture on how to seduce young men into
paying $500 for one's services. Another seminar was on how to sweet talk police officers into not arresting them and their clients. 

"It's truly a very informative convention," says hooker Busty Brenda. "At first, I was a horrible hooker. I couldn't make more than $5 a man and business was so slow at times that I had to take on women as well. This seminar has taught me how to properly be a prostitute." 

In addition to teaching current prostitutes, the Convention had some seminars for hookers-to-be. 

Says SLUT president Sexy Sarah, "We want to encourage all high school graduate girls to become hookers by teaching them how to be one. We have offered seminars on everything that a girl needs to be a prostitute, from what type of lingerie to wear to "How To's" that include pleasuring men and women." 

In addition to many hookers being present at the Convention, many men were there as well looking for some loving. Everyone who went to Convention received a free pamphlet on how to disguise STD's and how to pass lie detector tests. 

Next year's convention will be held in Montreal, Canada. Sexy Sarah said the reason for moving the Convention to Canada was because, "We need to get the old French whores involved. They know so much about the business. I think it would be great if they could share some of their wisdom with our younger hookers."

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