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08.03.01

Chick of the Day - Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba


Date of birth:
April 28, 1981


Hometown:
Pomona, California


Where you’ve seen her:
In FOX's sci-fi drama, Dark Angel, as the genetically enhanced crime-fighter, Max.

 

Where you’ve seen her:
As genetically enhanced super-warrior Max in the Fox sci-fi extravaganza, Dark Angel, in the teen flicks Idle Hands and Never Been Kissed, and talking with the animals in the unforgettable syndicated series Flipper.

Biker babe:
“I’ve been obsessed with Harley-Davidsons since I can remember. There’s just something about a Harley that drives me crazy. But I think it’s just a little too dangerous to ride the streets in Los Angeles. People here just don’t know how to drive.”

What a guy wants:
“I’m really good at being sarcastic with guys. That’s the best way to hang out with them, because that’s what guys are like. They don’t want the quiet, prissy little things. I never liked girls that complain about everything and refuse to do anything about it. That drives me crazy.”

Get into the groove:
“I like smart and interesting guys. Looks are much less important. Especially smart guys who understand life and are not so uptight about it. Like, there’s a certain type of guy that’s in a certain groove, and he’s interesting because he likes to read and exercise his brain.”

That’s our theory, too:
“My theory is that if you look confident, you can pull anything off—even if you have no clue what you’re doing.”


Previous Chicks of the Day:

» April

22 Apr. : Natalie Portman

» March

25 Mar. : Petra Nemcova

17 Mar. : Britney Spears

03 Mar. : Josie Maran

» December

22 Dec. : Elizabeth Hurley

10 Dec. : Pamela Anderson

» November

24 Nov. : Shakira

» August

14 Aug. : Halle Berry

13 Aug. : Jessica Simpson

07 Aug. : Sarah Michelle Gellar

03 Aug. : Jessica Alba

02 Aug. : Estella Warren

01 Aug. : Tyra Banks

» July

31 July : Kim Smith

27 July : Katie Holmes

26 July : Britney Spears

25 July : Brooke Burke

24 July : Jennifer Love Hewitt

23 July : Shannon Elizabeth

 

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