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The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of the Summer
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : 04.23.02


 

I go to the movies for the air conditioning

Every year, the summer inevitably brings about a few things: hot weather, fine women in skimpy clothing, and highly anticipated summer films. The summer season usually makes up a huge portion of the movie industry's revenue, because most of the blockbuster films open during this time. Unfortunately, some movies are meant to fail because there is little to no buzz preceding the film's opening. Those films don't make the list here.

 

I have researched many sources (the internet, magazines, newspapers, television) in order to list the 10 most anticipated movies of the summer. To find out which films do make our list, make sure to come back everyday since this article will be updated everyday. We'll give a non-spoiler gist of the plot, info on the films' source materials, info on the buzz about the film, and predictions on how it'll do in the box office. AND, there'll be a "Gene Shalit-'like" review. Today, we bring you the seventh to the sixth most anticipated movies of the summer. 

 

7. XxX
7. XxX

RELEASE DATE: August 2

DIRECTOR: Rob Cohen

STARRING: Vin Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Marton Csokas, Asia Argento, Eve

 

THE SCOOP:

Vin Diesel stars as former extreme sports athlete Xander “XXX” Cage, notorious for his death defying public stunts. Betting he can succeed where other conventional spies have failed, Xander is recruited by NSA Agent Gibbons to become a different kind of undercover agent. Enlisted for a dangerous covert mission, he must use all his extreme skills to combat a clever, organized, and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience.

 

SOURCE MATERIAL:

XxX attempts to capitalize on the current popularity of extreme sports and takes most of its high-flying stunts and action sequences from the that. 

 

THE BUZZ:

Hot off the heels of hits The Fast and the Furious, Boiler Room and Saving Pvt. Ryan, Vin Diesel is on the verge of becoming a huge superstar. Those other films were ensemble pieces, while this movie will be Diesel's first true lead role. Will this be his first huge break? Only time will tell. 

 

THE FINAL WORD:

It's hard not to see this movie opening huge. After all, it premieres relatively late in the summer (August 2), a good deal after the openings of the "big" movies of the season. Whether or not it'll do well in the long run remains to be seen.

 

GENE SHALIT'S EFFUSIVELY POSITIVE REVIEW:

Vin Diesel is a superb action star in this equally superb movie. If you ask me, this action-packed thriller is XxX-citing!

 

6. Austin Powers in Goldmember
6. Austin Powers in Goldmember

RELEASE DATE: July 26

DIRECTOR:  Jay Roach

STARRING: Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles, Michael Caine, Josh Zuckerman, Seth Green 

 

THE SCOOP:

It's been three years since Austin Powers, that swinging international man of mystery, has had to face his arch enemy, Dr. Evil. But after Dr. Evil and his accomplice Mini-Me escape from a maximum-security prison, Austin is called to action once more in this third installment of the highly successful Austin Powers movie franchise. Teaming up with the mysterious yet peculiar Goldmember, Dr. Evil hatches a time-traveling scheme to take over the world, one that involves the kidnapping of Nigel Powers, Austin's beloved father and England's most renowned spy. As he chases the villains through time, Austin visits 1975 and joins forces with his old flame, Foxxy Cleopatra, a streetwise but stylish detective. Together Austin and Foxxy must find a way to save Nigel and stop Dr. Evil and Goldmember from their mischievous mayhem.

 

SOURCE MATERIAL:

The two ''Austin Powers'' movies and the James Bond franchise are the sources for Mike Myers success. He also injects a lot of influences from his parents who happen to be British.

 

THE BUZZ:

With Destiny's Child hottie, Beyonce Knowles, and Oscar-winning actor, Michael Caine, joining the cast, Goldmember promises to be the best Austin Powers movie ever. Austin is younger, more vibrant, and randier than ever before (and with Knowles as his love interest, who can blame him?). The story sounds very promising and the appearance of Fat Bastard is sure to get a lot of laughs. Prediction: Goldmember will be as good or better than the first two Austin Powers movies.  

 

THE FINAL WORD:

This sequel should be a big hit. The Austin Powers franchise is one of the most popular in the world and, with the help of clever casting, it should attract a new audience to the movies. It'll open big, but not as big as, say, Star Wars or Spider-Man.

 

GENE SHALIT'S EFFUSIVELY POSITIVE REVIEW:

Once again, Mike Myers proves his comedic genius. Beyonce Knowles and Michael Caine are wonderful co-stars. And after seeing this film, I wanted to stroke my Goldmember all night long!

 

 


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