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The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of the Summer
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : 04.24.02


 

I go to the movies for the air conditioning

Every year, the summer inevitably brings about a few things: hot weather, fine women in skimpy clothing, and highly anticipated summer films. The summer season usually makes up a huge portion of the movie industry's revenue, because most of the blockbuster films open during this time. Unfortunately, some movies are meant to fail because there is little to no buzz preceding the film's opening. Those films don't make the list here.

 

I have researched many sources (the internet, magazines, newspapers, television) in order to list the 10 most anticipated movies of the summer. To find out which films do make our list, make sure to come back everyday since this article will be updated everyday. We'll give a non-spoiler gist of the plot, info on the films' source materials, info on the buzz about the film, and predictions on how it'll do in the box office. AND, there'll be a "Gene Shalit-'like" review. Today, we bring you the fifth to the fourth most anticipated movies of the summer.

 

5. Minority Report
5. Minority Report

RELEASE DATE: June 28

DIRECTOR: Steven Spielberg

STARRING: Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, Peter Stormare, Max Von Sydow

 

THE SCOOP:

Minority Report is set in a 2054 Washington D.C. judicial system in which killers are arrested and convicted before they commit murder using a psychic technology. Tom Cruise's character is the head of this pre-crime unit and is himself accused of the future murder of a man he hasn't even met.

 

SOURCE MATERIAL:

The idea came from short story by the late Phillip K. Dick about a futuristic society where a group of clairvoyant ''seers'' help stop murderers before they commit crimes. This isn't this year's only adaptation of Dick's writing (which previously inspired ''Blade Runner'' and ''Total Recall''). January's ''Impostor'' is also based on one of his short stories.

 

THE BUZZ:

How can you quantify the buzz of this film? Well, let's put it this way... Anytime Tom Cruise makes a movie, there's a lot of buzz. Anytime Steven Spielberg makes a movie, there's even more buzz. If you put that anticipation together... well, that's a whole big chunk of buzz! Also, critics are already saying that Spielberg ditches a lot of the misguided cues he showed in his last film, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence; Minority Report, then, becomes more of a exciting, summer movie pop-corn flick. No doubt, this will be good.

 

THE FINAL WORD:

Minority Report will be one of the most successful movies of the summer. It should open at number one and keep up good numbers at the box office. Even though Spielberg's last film didn't even crack the $100 million dollar mark (that number is the movie industry's standard dollar figure to be called a 'hit'), his team-up with Cruise should add up to huge numbers. Huge.

 

GENE SHALIT'S EFFUSIVELY POSITIVE REVIEW:

Tom Cruise stars in an exciting, non-stop adventure ride. My Report? The majority of people should see this movie!

 

4. Scooby Doo
4. Scooby Doo

RELEASE DATE: Raja Gosnell

DIRECTOR: June 14

STARRING: Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini, Isla Fisher

 

THE SCOOP:

This first-ever live-action adaptation of the beloved and long-running animated series catches up with Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang as they meddle their way into a bona fide mystery that leads them into murky and possibly supernatural waters.

 

SOURCE MATERIAL:

Mostly the original 1969 ''Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!'', ''The Scooby-Doo Show,'' and other spin-offs since then. But the movie's greatest inspiration may have been the public's curiosity and presumptions about the leading foursome.

 

THE BUZZ:

The interesting casting of Scooby Doo got a lot of people talking. Freddie Prinze and Matt Lillard appear in their millionth film together. Prinze's girlfriend, Sarah Michelle Gellar, also tags along. An interesting cast, but, in my opinion, it sucks. Anyway, this movie addresses a lot of fans' assumptions about the Scooby gang. First, why does Fred where that ascot? Is Velma a lesbian? How come Daphne and Fred always run off somewhere together when the group splits up? And why does everyone always have the munchies? Well, the buzz about those questions arises because fans want to know how the film-makers will explain it.

 

THE FINAL WORD:

Remember all the buzz for Josie and the Pussy Cats? If that's any indication of how well the film will do (and there's no reason to believe that it will be different), then the producers will be overheard saying two words: "Ruh-roh!"

 

GENE SHALIT'S EFFUSIVELY POSITIVE REVIEW:

The cast is wonderfully hilarious! I say, Doo see this movie!

 

 


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