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People of the Year
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 5, Vol. II


 

Artist of the Year
Eminem

 

He's the guy you love to hate, the guy you hate to love, and he released the most controversial album this year. The cuts from The Marshall Mathers LP aren't necessarily musical masterpieces; rather, they're biting, lyrical, and effective songs of controversy that deal with nothing and everything. Eminem is a bit like the album: a puzzle wrapped in a riddle wrapped in thin, plastic packaging. He raps about beating gay people and hurting his wife ("Bleed bitch, bleed, slut you think I won't choke no more/Your vocal cords don't work no more"), yet when he's asked about it, Eminem says it's all a rouse to get attention.

 

Sure, the attention sells records, but in "I Am," his second single, he wants people to leave him alone. See me for what I am, he says, but leave me alone in the process. He also says that he's not responsible for what kids think, he's just a rapper after all. He echoes similar sentiments in "The Real Slim Shady," but in actuality, it's a not-so-subtle critique of the entertainment industry that he is very much a part of. He tries to cut into everything from Napster, Christina Aguilera, Tom Green, and the boy bands, while telling the listener that there's no one else like him, so there's no use in him being criticized. There are lots of boy bands, pop queens, and idiots out there, but there's only one Eminem, plain and simple.

 

Everyone seems to be talking about the album's best song, "Stan." It's about an obsessed fan who takes everything Eminem says literally. Other than the controversial subject matter the song seems to address, Eminem once again tells people to think on their own and not take every detail and minutiae of his songs at face value.

So, he's not Simon (of "Simon Says" fame), he's not the Fiddler (the guy who lured all the mice and children), he's just Eminem.

 

2. Santana
Winning nine Grammy awards has to be worth something. Collaborating with artists like Wyclef Jean ("Maria, Maria"), Everlast ("Put Your Lights On"), and Rob Thomas ("Smooth") was no coincidence; the groupings were meant to appeal to a wide variety of audiences and tastes. No doubt, that was why it's gone platinum several times over.

 

3. Britney Spears
Only *NSync has released a better piece of pop cheese than Britney. Oops! ...I Did it Again was exactly that and more, oozing of a forced identity crisis dealing with Spears' good-girl/bad-girl image. Plus, she's hot.

 

Artist of the Year | Band of the Year | Actor/Actress of the Year | Model of the Year | Breakthrough of the Year

 

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