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People of the Year
By Disco Stu - Editor in Chief : Issue 5, Vol. II


 

Actor/Actress of the Year
Russel Crowe

 

If you're gonna make an epic, you better do it in a big way. Ridley Scott, director of such films as Blade Runner and Silence of the Lambs, as well as this year's hit movie Gladiator, literally burnt down Bourne Woods in the UK for the huge battle sequence in the beginning of the film (the forest had been tapped by British officials for deforestation anyway). Gladiator was that kind of movie: big, all-consuming, confusing at times, but still focused as an epic.

 

The gladiator is Maximus, played by Russel Crowe; Crowe is a Roman general who, after finishing up a campaign in Germania and finally bringing peace to the empire, is asked by the Emperor Marcus Aurelius (Richard Harris) to become Caesar after his death and restore the Republic. Maximus, however, has every intention to return to his farm in Spain, where his family awaits. Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix), Aurelius' evil son, meanwhile, seizes power and orders the death of Maximus and his family. Believing the general is slain, he returns to Rome, bent on dissolving the Senate. 

 

Unfortunately, Senators Gracchus and Gaius try to halt the new emperor's rise to power, while Lucilla (Connie Nielsen), Commodus' sister, quietly conspires against him. Somewhere in the empire, Maximus is purchased as a slave by a former gladiator, Proximo (Oliver Reed). Eventually, Maximus excells as a fighter, wins his way back to Rome, where he inevitably confronts Commodus in the Coliseum.

 

It would be an understatement to say that Gladiator doesn't skimp on the detail. The sets, costumes, and battle scenes (both in and out of the arena) have been crafted with care and meticulous detail. The fight scenes are plentiful, bloody and visual: exactly what we might have seen in the arenas. The film doesn't succeed in everything, though. The CGI effects sometimes look like rejects from a PC video game, while the fight scenes, though quite good, are often confusing and over-edited.

 

Though several actors excel in this movie (Phoenix and Reed, in particular), it's Crowe who holds this film together. No one else could have played Maximus. In person it seems as if Crowe is aloof and not accessible, but in Gladiator he's the guy you root for. When Maximus tells Marcus Aurelius, "Rome is the light," you'll be ready to enlist; when he warns Commodus, "I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next," you just want to get out of the way.

 

2. Tom Hanks
Go see Cast Away and you'll find out why he's earned two Oscars before. He pulled a definite DeNiro on this film by gaining weight, then halting filming to loose 50 pounds. And the movie ain't bad, either.

 

3. Jim Carrey
He's funny. Let's move on.

 

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