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Issue 6, Vol. 2

Issue 6, Vol. 2

 

ISSUE INFO

Date Released: Sunday, April 22, 2001

Cover Story: The XFL Sucks

Featured News Story: Computers Cause Impotence

Writers: Disco Stu (Editor in Chief), Sideshow Rob (Senior Editor), Duffman (Associate Editor), Barry (Staff Writer), Marco (Staff Writer)

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Articles

Computers Cause Impotence
By Disco Stu |
News
Seriously. 

 

Future Survivor Ideas
By Disco Stu |
Entertainment
Yes, we all love "Survivor," but pretty soon they'll be running out of remote places to put contestants in.  Somehow "Survivor: The Back Alley of a 7-11" doesn't sound right.  So, to help producer Mark Burnett, Disco Stu suggests a few ideas that may intrigue the viewers...   

 

X Marks the Sport
By Sideshow Rob | Sports
It's football, it's extreme, it's exactly what the makers promised... so why does it suck?

 

Has-Beens: Musicians From the 80s and Early 90s
By Disco Stu |
Ten to One
They were so popular in the decade that made the likes of Kirk Cameron and Meredith Baxter famous (who??), but they're nowhere to be found these days.  Whatever happened to Kriss Kross?  Or the Hair Bands?  Disco Stu takes a look at what they're up to and ranks these has-beens.

 

John Rocker
By Disco Stu |
Off the Cuff
Johnny Racist finally makes a return to Renegade Monkey Nuns.  With the baseball season well underway it's only appropriate.  Finally, we find out who the "true" Rocker really is.  Did you know he likes gardening and that he helps out underprivileged racist rednecks on the weekends?

 

Marilyn Manson as Willy Wonka
By Disco Stu |
Signs of the Apocalypse
Apparently, Marilyn Manson (you know, the over-the-top shock rocker who gives the devil nightmares) wants to play Willy Wonka in the remake of the classic children's film.  In a related story, Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne have decided to join the UniverSOUL Circus.

 

Rap Superstar Part 2: Imitate Your Favorite Rappers
By Disco Stu |
How To
In a previous article, Disco Stu outlined how to become a rap star in three easy steps.  In this installment, he tells you how to rap in the style of your favorite emcee. Watch out Jay Z, DMX, Eminem, and Puff Daddy, because here come Professor Coldy G!

TODAY

Site News

»04.22.02


+ Summer Movie Week

In order to gear up for the upcoming summer movie season, Renegade Monkey Nuns is devoting a whole week to movie articles. It should be fun, so make sure to check in with the daily updates!

 

»03.15.02


+ Staff Page Completed

The Staff Page has been completed by all writers.  Check it out.

 

»03.15.02


+ New Archived Posts Link

An Archived Posts section has been created, so if you want to look at past posts on the front page go there (I decided I had to make one to prevent the front page from taking forever to load).

 

»03.07.02


+ Job Openings

There's still room for more writers!  Go to the jobs section for more info.

 

Featured Articles

Ten to One

Other Movies to See This Summer

By Disco Stu : 04.26.02

Though these movies don't quite make out most anticipated movies list, they still warrant some attention. Check these out, because some of these movies could be sleeper hits.

 

Entertainment

Best. Movie. Ever.

By Disco Stu : 04.26.02

Here's an article complimenting our worst movie list. These are our favorite movies of all time.

 

Ten to One

The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of the Summer

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

As part of Summer Movie Week, Disco Stu does some research and previews the 10 most highly anticipated movies of the summer. These are the films that many movie fans cannot wait to see. Will these movies be blockbusters or duds? Find out here.

 

News

Jesus Thanks Rappers, Other Jews in Honorary Oscar Award Speech

By Disco Stu : 04.22.02

He's just giving it up to Biggie, y'all.

 

Congress Passes Law Legalizing Cock-Fighting

By Randal Graves : 03.25.02

It's about time. We've been wanting to whip out our cocks for years now.

 

Argument About Backstreet Boys and NSYNC Escalates Into Tickle Fight

By Disco Stu : 03.18.02

Oh, like, stop the violence and junk.

 

AIDS and Cancer to Fight Each Other

By Norm : 03.15.02

God, I hope we don't have any readers who are AIDs or Cancer patients.

 

A Second Look

How To

Survive a Chat Room

By Disco Stu : 07.31.01

People who regularly go to chat rooms are not normal. But, if you were suddenly forced to go to internet chat rooms (if the government made it mandatory or something), you need to recognize the people who usually go into those things.

 

Off the Cuff

Mr. T Speaks!

By Disco Stu : 07.23.01

The Man, the Myth, the Legend sits down with Disco Stu to talk about everything from the A-Team, to his stint in the WWF, and even his short career as a rap star.  With sound clips!

 

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